Rats and
intelligent design
He finished reading Jim
Holt's book (1) at night and was feeling a little confused when he
got into bed. When he opened his eyes in the morning, he found himself in a
situation where he was wondering what or who he was and where he was. It was
nothing more than a huge corporeal question mark.
He realized that such a
situation of astonishment was the basic proof of his existence. His body parts,
if he had any, could be anything. Once he observed his body and the environment
where he was, seeing that there was nothing strange, he felt a sensation of
heaviness.
The state of astonishment was followed by sensations. He had a
slight headache, a sign of mild dehydration. ‘Get up, lazybones, it’s late! ’-
he heard in his brain. Commands, obligations and feelings were processes of
internalized external education.
Who was
giving the orders in his head? 'I?'- he asked himself. He was not clear about
what that 'I' was, beyond something where sensations, experiences, feelings,
reflections and commands were found. And dominating that union is the ever-vigilant
reflection. But how could we see ourselves?
That watcher could have many
dimensions. How many times could he see himself? Once, or could he find another
behind that first watcher? And after that second one, another one? And so on…
until when?
He stood up and glanced
at the ‘Berria’ newspaper. He had the world before him. A dictator, with the
excuse that he intended to end fascism, continued the war.
At the other
extreme, another character uses all the lies in his favor to be re-elected
president, putting the largest democracy at risk of destruction.
To complete this red triangle, to respond to a
violent attack, with a violence a thousand times greater they destroy all the
buildings where the population lives. Aren't all human beings equal? Where and
in the land that is known as the Holy Land! Even if it was impossible, he felt
the desire to erase himself from the list of human beings.
After reading Andoni
Egaña's column, he went out to work in his social environment. ’Don't think
about it too much, focus on work to avoid anxiety!’-murmured. And the problems
around him captured his full attention. Then he felt immersed in the world that
was truly his.
At coffee time he was
mulling over what he had read in the book. The idea that we live in the best of
all possible worlds, although clear to Leibniz, had little reason to make us
believe it was true.
The principle that goodness rules the world did not seem
more likely to be true. Neither simplicity. ‘How simple you are sometimes to
believe that!’ - an inner voice told him.
The Universe was in motion, and what we saw
one night was not the same as what we saw the night before. Attractive and repellent forces were constantly
at play in different areas. Some prestigious physicists postulate the theory of
the Multiverse.
There are many universes for the followers of this theory. He
thought that this theory could be used in another context. ‘God, the quantum vacuum or whatever could
have created infinite universes out of nothing.
But unfortunately, it has been
our lot to live in a mediocre world. Goodness, virtue, simplicity, love of
truth are difficult to find. What can we do?'- he murmured to himself.
He remembered what he had written when he was
about twenty years old. At that time the following phrase came to his mind: ‘How
badly the world turned out for God, that He threw it so far away from Himself!’
He wrote the phrase and kept it inside a book. Outbursts of youth!
With the help of
memory, an event that occurred in his town, Mondragon, showed him how far we
are sometimes from knowing the reasons for normal events. According to this, it is difficult to believe
that we are close to knowing the design of the Universe. If this design is
intelligent, it seems to be still far from being known to our intelligence.
It would lack about a
couple of years before the fifty years since that event occurred. In the
village, people left their rubbish in certain places.
A truck collected all the
garbage every day and took it to a dumping ground on the road that led to
Kanpanzar. From the road the garbage fell down forming a small hill. The truck
would get there, raise the trailer, and the load would make its way down, with
the new trash being dragged over the old downhill. There went all the empty
cans rolling.
The easiest solution: out of sight, out of mind! For a large town
it did not seem to be the most suitable solution. The mountain of garbage was getting bigger and
bigger and that could lead to many problems. As a solution, the City Council finally
decided to put an incinerator in that same place.
In the village it became the
topic of all conversations. ‘How is the work going?’ – they asked each other
every day. Since it was not close to the town, the few who knew the status of
the works gave the information, and this way the information was updated for
the entire town.
It was the obligatory topic of mention in all conversations.
Soon that mound of garbage that spoiled the landscape would disappear. Everything
was on track and in the right direction, how beautiful the progress was! The
townspeople felt like they were part of the world's vanguard group.
But when
the work was finished, seeing that the incineration had not begun, the town was
plunged into a state of confusion. ‘Why is it that the garbage is not
incinerated yet?’ the villagers asked themselves. From a corner of the town a
rumor began to spread using a cursed word: 'The rats'. ‘‘What do you mean,
rats?’ the interlocutor asked, with a look of disgust.
'Yes, there are a lot of
rats in the dump, and as soon as the garbage is gone, they will come down to
the village in search of food.’ Disgust and fear spread through the town like
ignited gunpowder. More than one would start rereading the story of ‘The Pied
Piper of Hamelin.’ 'Isn't there someone like that boy somewhere?' - they would
think in their fantasy. Others might be reminded of the ballet ‘The Nutcracker’
or the book ‘The Nutcracker and the Mouse Prince’. They would be immersed in an
epic fight against the mouse king and his army.
But leaving aside the epic,
disgust and fear were the predominant feelings. To calm those feelings another
rumor began to spread through the town from a corner: The City Council had
contacted world experts in rat extermination.
The conversations also indicated
that these experts were Japanese. The
gossip in all the street circles was: 'Yes, Japanese. You know, the Japanese
use cutting-edge technology.’
As time went by and the issue of garbage and its
incineration remained pending, the few environmentalists who existed at that
time began to take part. For them,
incineration did not seem to be the most correct solution. They requested permission
to hold a demonstration. Once the authorization was obtained, many people from
the town took part in it. People were not clear about the objective of the
demonstration, but they were clear about the following: the rats coming down to
the village was a huge problem. Few slogans were heard at the demonstration.
As
time went by, people knew that something was being done, but they understood
that it was the work of experts. The end of all the street talks was the same:
‘You know, the experts will be doing their thing.’ After a couple of months or
so, the incinerator began to operate. The descent to the village of rats did
not occur. What a relief people felt!
But a week after the project was
launched, a friend, whose father was a member of the City Council, told us: ‘You
won't believe what my father told me when I mentioned the end of the rat
problem’. ‘What did he say to you, then?’’- we asked him. ‘Well, that's what he
answered, snorting: neither rats nor bats! The person who made this project
forgot to run the power line from the town to the incinerator. And they have worked in silence, taking
advantage of that lapse of time to bring the electric current there, without
saying anything to anyone.’- He answered us. We went stunned without knowing
what to say.
He sank back into his
thoughts. ‘Before, everything we were was expressed only as matter. Now, as a
continuation of this denialist simplification, we are only data, that is,
everything is information. All kinds of measuring instruments have been used to
capture our universe. But in the end, all those measures have caught up with
us.
Everything is a measure, so are we. The servant has become lord. People are
now just mathematical functions with certain variables. And since we are
attached to a mobile phone or a similar device, this has become something
increasingly real. Somewhere what we read appears, since even the reading is
automatically loaded for us.
It is recorded at what time we get up and in what
physical places we move and in what time slots. So is what we search for and
what we buy. All of this data, which defines us, remains in some database. As
we get more complicated, our function will have more variables, but that's
about it.’ Quite angrily, he muttered: 'Something must be done about that.'
This
was his last thought: ‘We will have to start reading more books. Books do not
emit any signal that places us locally, and their reading will not be stored in
any database, only in our brain.’
Then with a smile he
recalled what he saw in the 2024 Tour de France. During the last stage against
the clock, the riders climbed a steep climb one by one. At that place there
were three young women encouraging the runners.
They carried a cardboard banner
with a message in blue, white and red letters. In a not very academic French,
it said:’ pedal as if the bar were going to close in five minutes’ (2). Unable
to contain his laughter he said in a low voice: ‘Blessed be you all, may this
wonderful wit save us!’
(1) Holt, J. (2012). Why does the world exist? New
York/London: Liveright Publishing Corporation
(2) ‘pédales comme si le
bar ferme dans 5 minutes’